Less Like You (or More So? Hmm . . . )

1. I hate marshmallows (the texture grosses me out . . . and it tastes like shit)

2. I hate s'mores (because of #1)

3. I hate watermelon (most days out of the year)

4. I hate pudding (all kinds)

5. SNL is not funny (except for maybe once in a blue moon)

6. I did not vote with the "majority" of the country this past election (proud of it)

7. I can't swim in any legitimate manner (I will drown, don't push me in)

8. I hate cookie dough (it's just disgusting, I like my cookies cooked)

9. I learned to ride a bike when I was 12

10. My philosophy on relationships is kinda fucked up; I'll elaborate later

11. I refuse to use "LOL", even if I actually am laughing out loud

12. I don't like plain pretzels

13. I don't drink chasers, they fill you up too fast

14. My nap time is more like legit-sleep time

15. I'm an introvert, until I'm really comfortable with you

16. I started wearing glasses in first grade

17. I developed an ulcer in first grade . . . man, first grade was not pretty for me haha

This list is a permanent work-in-progress and will be updated when I realize more things about myself that make me feel less like you.

I'm no terrorist,

Salena